So it's come to this

So it has arrived. Today at 2:00 I will be leaving for the airport to begin my quest. The flight to Dublin should be about 5 hours and the one to London should be about 2 hours. I have elected to leave my knife at home as I want no complications for my journey. It was a difficult decision as I am quite attached to [name undefined]. I will be describing the flight in humorous detail as I will have nothing better to do for those 7.5 hours. I shall therefore share my boredom with ye, the internet.